For all the dorks like me who had no idea what was going on in the Tumblr Shutdown of July 2k14 — - I got your back.
Here are some badges, friends.
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
if you are ever sad/stressed/anything and you need to vent, my ask box is always open! (you can send fanmail too if you can)
don’t worry, i won’t publish any of these i recieve
color pallet door
tree house kids bedroom
THE FIRST ONE IS MY FUTURE BEDROOM
I NEED ALL
Grabbiest grabby hands that ever grabbied
Io vado a vivere li, punto.
Now that’s amazing.
Boys don’t understand the horrible view girls have of themselves
I’ll always reblog this I think
I should show this to guys when they make comments.
no you dont understand how fucking accurate this is.
The view if myself is the view that is the chub jest on my entire body
THE FACT THAT THIS IS CONCIDERED A AFUCKING HORRIBLE VIEW OF HOW GIRLS SEE THEMSELVES PISSES ME OFF AND MAKES ME WANT TO STAB MY BED OKAY
LISTEN TO ME
YOU ARE FIRECRACKERS
YOU ARE A BLIZZARD
YOU ARE AN APOCALYPSE OF LOVE AND RAGE
YOU ARE NOT AND SHOULD NEVER BE DUMBED DOWN TO WHAT YOUR GODDAMN PERCENTAGE OF FAT TO MUSCLE IS
YOU ARE BROKEN BONES AND SCRAPED KNEES AND THROATED SCREAMS AND YOU
IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
IF YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
IF YOU THINK YOU LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING WONDERFUL, SMART, TALENTED, WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS HATING THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF AN UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION SET ON THEM AT A YOUNG AGE
YOU ARE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE
I’ve reblogged this before but I never saw that comment and I’m actually crying omgIt still makes me cry though…
thank you for making me feel so happy about a picture that made me feel so drained and useless and ugly. you are a wonderful human being.
- me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
Best idea ever for those shirts that tend to slide off your shoulders. Sew in a simple clip to attach around your bra.
tHIS IS LIFE CHANGING
the night bloggers have arrived….but this time with a point.
we are all illegal aliens